This is fucking epically hilarious!
It's only about 3 minutes or so then you've got a short Holy Diver cover that's pure win. The rest is the guy who makes it's jabberin' but I'm totally hooked on the network of channels with all his buddies, the whole run of the Deadpool PSA's is pure awesome.
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Random Sci-Fi, Nerdy stuff, Reviews, Gossip, Bullshit, and outright lies.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Hulk Vs.

This has been a long time coming. I just Picked up "Hulk Vs." People who know me are probably surprised I didn't have this DVD sooner.
It's Hulk vs Thor & Hulk vs Wolverine (& all of Weapon X.) First off I'm glad they combined these two DVD's to sell as one. They're both too short, not much more than a half hour each and the majority of that is fighting. They're so short and lack story that neither is much of a stand alone movie this is definitely for fans as it's clearly not introducing you to the characters but never the less it's chalk full of Easter eggs and juicy flashbacks for us fanboys. Bottom line is simply this, when ever Hulk shows up you know you've got an action show and a fight on your hands. The Quality for the Fanboys is ideal and they're perfect movies for a movie night when your watching movies with your buddies of fighting and blowing stuff up.
Deadpool is fucking awesome in this, he really is a fun bad guy when done well. But on a totally unrelated point I don't understand why marvel gave him his own series in the comics. You don't give Villains their own series'. Despite how funny the character is, he's a sociopath who murders people for fun. He's not redeemable in the same way Wolverine is.
Ya know there is one other thing in the other movie. That's Thor in general, I like Thor. He's totally everything that Superman is to DC in Marvel. They're both basically that ever vigilant unbeatable self sacrificing savior. But all the Wolverine and Deadpool stuff gets the attention over Thor. His lack of popularity makes him feel less powerful. Ya know what he needs? He needs to have that big defining moment in the marvel universe. I'd like to see a Thor vs Mephisto series closing the brand new day stuff. Or even in general, when ever they're doing a reboot and changing reality in the Background Thor and Mephisto dueking it out but remaining unchanged while reality around them changes would be a nice touch.
Anyway they are fun movies but for geek fanboys like myself the extras, commentary, ect. are probably even more valuable than the movie itself. That said next time we have a movie night at my fiends place I'll be bringing these two DVDs.
As for what would happen if Wolverine and Hulk Really fought. As much as I enjoy Wolverine Hulk is on a different basic level of power. The Ultimate Series nailed it best with this.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Arzuthial (a champions character)
This is the Champions Character I made Reference too a while back when I said you really can make ANY kind of character with the Hero System even with the point cap that keeps you from being equal with Dr Destroyer or Grond. Now the idea I was trying to get across is that this character CAN yank the souls of Dr Destroyer or Grond out and send them to Hades. Of course this guy is no longer doing the work of the Other Reapers, and will not use that power unless he's saving a lost soul (like a ghost.)
The basic concept is that he is an Angel, a sentient creature with a mind of his own. But God has shared his "Plan" with the Angels. By seeing "The Plan" or the "Word of God" the Angels have seen the future in all the various forms of reality that go with creating it and this future that they have seen is not alterable. Therefore in a sense because he has seen the future and can not change it, he has no free will.
But of course being a game character, that needs to change. So to complete a mission he has to fall, the fun part is that because he has fallen and been separated from "The Plan" or "The Word of God" he doesn't know why he did it anymore. Most of his Fallen brothers are very confused, angry, and lonely very few even really remember why they fell, Avoiding them is probably a good idea in general.
Character created with Hero Designer (version 2006051510)
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Character created with Hero Designer (version 2006051510)
Character created with Hero Designer (version 2006051510)
The basic concept is that he is an Angel, a sentient creature with a mind of his own. But God has shared his "Plan" with the Angels. By seeing "The Plan" or the "Word of God" the Angels have seen the future in all the various forms of reality that go with creating it and this future that they have seen is not alterable. Therefore in a sense because he has seen the future and can not change it, he has no free will.
But of course being a game character, that needs to change. So to complete a mission he has to fall, the fun part is that because he has fallen and been separated from "The Plan" or "The Word of God" he doesn't know why he did it anymore. Most of his Fallen brothers are very confused, angry, and lonely very few even really remember why they fell, Avoiding them is probably a good idea in general.
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| 15 | Psychological Limitation: Code Against Killing (Common, Strong) | ||||
| 25 | Psychological Limitation: God is Always Right (Very Common, Total) | ||||
| 15 | Psychological Limitation: Must Obey Orders from Superiors (Uncommon, Total) | ||||
| 10 | Vulnerability: 2 x Effect Demonic Energy/Origins (Uncommon) | ||||
| 20 | Hunted: Demon/Devils (the Fallen) 8- (Mo Pow, NCI, Harshly Punish) | ||||
| 5 | Distinctive Features: Angel Wings (Easily Concealed; Noticed and Recognizable; Detectable By Commonly-Used Senses) | ||||
| 15 | Social Limitation: Mortals are Awestruck (Very Frequently, Minor) | ||||
| 20 | Reputation: An Angel, 14- (Extreme) | ||||
| 25 | Out of Touch: Notes: Does not know how to drive, operate a computer, or even a calculator. Dispite Arzuthial's vast knowlege he lacks any meaningful experince in the human world. He can use a door and lock or any other premiddle aged technology. | ||||
| 150 | Total Disadvantages Cost | ||||
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| Hair Color: | White | ||||
| Eye Color: | Gold | ||||
| Height: | 2.00 m | ||||
| Weight: | 105.00 kg | ||||
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| Arzuthial is a tall and imposing figure draped in fine robes laced with gold and silver. At first glance his golden eyes and long white hair feel out of place but his silvery white wings leave no doubts as to his true nature. As you look upon him you your not sure if it's real or not but your pretty sure you faintly hear the low chanting of monks in perfect harmony and it gets louder the longer you stare. | |||||
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| Arzuthial was never born he simply is. Since the begening he and his brethren of Angels have watched humanity with a certainty of what is to come that is beyond humanity. For eons he has served as the will of the Arch Angel Gabriel helping souls prepare for judgment escorting them to Hades to await judgment. Recently he has seen his future and uncovered events that have shaken him to his core and he is to play a major role. His father has bestowed upon him a great gift and curse to see this through. Free will. No longer will he see with the sight of his brothers with the "Word of God" knowing how the future will be shaped by his father, he shall be separate from the word of god for the first time in his existence and be forced to live with the same uncertainty man has struggled with for eons. He knows this because knowing the "Word of God" he has already seen it and how it ends. Now that he has fallen and been cursed and blessed with this great gift he can no longer see how it ends but understands that he is now in control of his own future for the first time in his existence because he no longer knows what his fate is. Although he is a powerful being of light if the other fallen find him in his current position they will likely discover his disadvantage and even as the right hand of Gabriel this would greatly endanger him and those around him. Bottom line he is an angel who was ordered to fall in order to fulfill a prophecy that he no longer remembers because falling was required to complete this quest and falling takes away their ability to see the future, thus he now has free will. Unlike many forms of seeing the future in the champions universe theirs is absolute and can not be changed, therefore they know their fate and don't have free will to change it as a result. | |||||
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| Elusive and hard to understand Arzuthial is a combination of compassion and righteousness that make him a double edged sword to the society of man in general. He has been tasked with the complicated job of guarding humanity to salvation without revealing his true nature. | |||||
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| "I have always been here" | |||||
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| When it comes to why he did some of the things he has done in the past he might not know why he did it any more as he is no longer plugged into the "Word of God" or "God's Plan." Basically the idea is that angels have perfect clairsentience with knowledge of the future the past and cross realities because God is sharing his "Plan" with them They often referred to this as "the Word of God." This is key to why angels both lack free will and are so powerful. | |||||
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| The original inspiration for this character was the TV show "Dead like me" or maybe "Bleach." Then it hit me that what I really wanted was "Ambassador Kosh" from "Babylon 5." While Kosh was powerful, he didn't need to be. The idea of playing a character who's reputation is so bad ass his force of personality could win a fight against a supervillian just sounds like fun. It's important to note that while he no longer has the knowledge of the future he once did when he was plugged into the 'cosmic loop' of angles he has a perfect memory of all the things he has done. Which may include taking loved ones of supervillians and heroes to their resting places be it Heaven, Hell, or Reincarnation? | |||||
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Monday, November 09, 2009
Modern Warfare 2
Call of Duty 4 was nicknamed "Modern Warfare" but I guess they decided the changes were so drastic from the Call of Duty Franchise they may as well rename it.
I was originally not planning on moving to Modern Warfare 2 just yet. I was planning on waiting for the price to drop and the patches come out because the PC versions are always buggy. I have to admit, I think I'm starting to get swept up in the hype after watching the game trailer and I don't like Rap or the R&B Style, but that just doesn't matter I couldn't help but feel pumped after watching the trailer. And the Gameplay footage just looks spectacular Looks like they've got a true capture the flag style mission.
EDIT: Awww No... Just got back from Amazon I was about to buy the game. Saw the Xbox rating getting 4 and a half stars then saw the PC rating... ONE AND A HALF STARS!!! Wow, according to the reviews They royally screwed the PC version. Unfortuantly it sounds exactly like what I've feared about consoles. The game makers are forcing the move to consoles over PC's for DRM and crippled the PC version. Too bad the game looked great but I won't be playing it unless the PC version gets fixed.
This one is actual game play
I was originally not planning on moving to Modern Warfare 2 just yet. I was planning on waiting for the price to drop and the patches come out because the PC versions are always buggy. I have to admit, I think I'm starting to get swept up in the hype after watching the game trailer and I don't like Rap or the R&B Style, but that just doesn't matter I couldn't help but feel pumped after watching the trailer. And the Gameplay footage just looks spectacular Looks like they've got a true capture the flag style mission.
EDIT: Awww No... Just got back from Amazon I was about to buy the game. Saw the Xbox rating getting 4 and a half stars then saw the PC rating... ONE AND A HALF STARS!!! Wow, according to the reviews They royally screwed the PC version. Unfortuantly it sounds exactly like what I've feared about consoles. The game makers are forcing the move to consoles over PC's for DRM and crippled the PC version. Too bad the game looked great but I won't be playing it unless the PC version gets fixed.
This one is actual game play
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Batman vs Batman
I'm a huge fan of Bruce Timm's Justice League & DC universe. Frankly I find his story arcs more compelling than anything I've read in DC. He started it off with Batman the Animated Series which took American cartoon animation to a new level. He was able to make compelling storylines and keep them kid safe at the same time.
This clip is from an Episode of Justice League called "A Better World." Arguably the best alternate reality story arc ever written. In it the "Justice Lords" were forced to bring down US President Lex Luthor to save the World only to become Tyrants themselves after picking up the pieces of World War 3. Anyway I just happen to think this is the best Mirror match in Comic Book History with Justice Lords Batman vs Justice League Batman and thought I'd share.
This Youtube Link does a better job of telling the overall story of the Justice Lords. I just can't embed it in the webpage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkyORXjYOsk
This clip is from an Episode of Justice League called "A Better World." Arguably the best alternate reality story arc ever written. In it the "Justice Lords" were forced to bring down US President Lex Luthor to save the World only to become Tyrants themselves after picking up the pieces of World War 3. Anyway I just happen to think this is the best Mirror match in Comic Book History with Justice Lords Batman vs Justice League Batman and thought I'd share.
This Youtube Link does a better job of telling the overall story of the Justice Lords. I just can't embed it in the webpage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkyORXjYOsk
Android vs iPhone vs Windows Mobile

Just got done talking about windows Mobile and iPhone with a friend and well, I'm pissed. I just realized that I banked on the wrong team for the last 5 or so years. In the Mobile phone arena, I started with and stuck with Windows Mobile for the Apps. At first there were some descent Mobile quicken apps for Windows mobile but the OS itself was buggy and sucked ass. And slowly but surely the windows mobile apps died out a slow and painful death as the OS never improved, then suddenly the iPhone comes on the scene. I didn't expect it to get the app support it got. It just plain took off like a bat outta hell and took advantage of Microsoft's incompetence and bumbling along with user's desire for these apps was far larger than anyone anticipated. I still don't get how the coders are able to make get Apps to work under Apple when article after article comes out about how they are so incredibly closed source they border on being belligerent ass holes about letting anyone from the outside getting anything to work on their stuff. This was always the excuse game companies used for not making games for Apple stuff. While Microsoft has this reputation for being open and working with the coders. Now Android is on the scene and the one thing everyone keeps harping on is the fact that Android is Open Source and that's going to increase app availability. Well, I said the same thing about Microsoft vs Apple with Windows Mobile and iPhone. Apple shouldn't even be able to compete with Microsoft at all because they're so closed source but that history is not really hindering them so this huge advantage that Android supposedly has is kind of in the air as a maybe the way I see it.
I don't think it's so cut and dry and to boot when it comes to the apps, and most of all iPhone is still the only device out there with Multi-Touch. The pinch and other little goodies you can do. the only devices that come close to apples touch interface are Microsoft touch surface devices that have been all over trade shows making big empty promises but have not delivered jack shit in the real world.
Finally the last part of the equation. iPhone's exclusive agreement with AT&T. Out here on the west coast AT&T has issues mostly with it's Data network, most of cnet.com reports all kinda of issues with AT&T, those guys know there shit and they're where I get most of my info on the iPhone from many of witch have given up their iPhone for an iPod Touch, which is basically an iPhone without a Data network and can hook up to a normal home network wirelessly. I'm on Verizon, and I'm more than happy with their data coverage.
Finally I have to say this, having a great network and a crappy windows mobile device (the Verizon xt6900) sucks. The damned phone can't handle the basics but I now have a new Lenovo laptop/tablet PC with a built in Verizon wireless card. So I canceled the Data on my phone and started that up. It feels like I have Mobile Device on steroids. I kinda do I've been using it to run CAD at our coordination meetings lately, I'm surprised as fuck it can run it AND do all my network troubleshooting and mobile goodies. I'm planning on replacing the phone with one of my old ruggedized phones. This is working out awesome for me, but I'm still jealous of the iPhone, it's one sexy lookin device that delivers what it promised (instead of 2 devices like I've got,) it still has better apps than Microsoft or Google's Phones (their app store dominates over all others), and superior hardware (iPhone is till the only device with Multi-Touch) than everything out there. No one has built a real competitor device yet. The only down side is AT&T and I have friends from the midwest who say AT&T is great for them. So if your thinking about getting one I'd say pin down an iPhone user and make them tell you how AT&T's service is in your area. And for Gods sake don't ask an AT&T rep. They're just salesmen.
3D Pictures no gimics
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Finally saw Punisher: Warzone

Maybe my expectations where so low there was no where to go but up? I didn't think this was anywhere near as terrible as a lot of people made it out to be, I didn't notice any real holes in the script. Then again I didn't think the last one with Tavolta and Thomas Jane was that bad either. Ray Stevenson definitely felt more like the Punisher in this though, Maybe it was as simple as less character building and more killing bad guys IS more character building. Less is more? On another issue one of the main problem people had with this movie was the moral conundrum of Castle causing "Collateral Damage?" That must have been the big sticking point loyalists had. The Punisher doesn't cause "Collateral Damage." If your gonna be such a stick in the mud about being true to the character I'd like to point out Tim Burton's Batman killing the joker maybe? I didn't hear a lot of whining then. See Castle does his homework and only kills those who deserve it, in a lot of ways he is Marvel's answer to Batman when it comes to planning ahead he is prepared for just about anything, he just almost exclusively deals with the street thug scumbags partially because it's in his nature but mostly because no superhero team will have him. I always thought Batman was a cut above Punisher for a long time, until recently when Punisher pulled a fast one on the Sentry made me realize that Castle actually is on the level With Bat's. They also both have that one place they won't actually go, for batman it's killing anyone, for the punisher it's killing the a good guy, but they both want the badguys to think they're crazy and don't give a shit. And frankly anyone who's not totally into the character's could easily look at them at a glance and think they don't give a shit. Which has a lot to do with why Burton's Batman got such acceptance.
But it is what it is. Anyway back to Warzone. Now that I think about it some of the effects and combat sequences did feel a little silly. Spinning from the chandelier looks neat in commercials, but stupid in the movie and punching holes in peoples faces felt bad ass but looked silly looking back on it. In retrospect now... Maybe my expectations were too low. But I get the feeling this script with the last directer would have been a lot better or even with some good editing it might have been salvageable. Had they done away with spinning from the chandelier and literally punching holes in people it definitely would have been a much better movie.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Gonna make jump into openoffice.org & Thunderbird on Windows

I've got to get this off my chest because it's aggravating the fuck out of me.
I generally use GoogleDocs a lot as my backup to Microsoft Office but I think Google is missing a basic concept with Google Docs and cloud computing in general (actually everyone is missing this on cloud computing.)
A: I simply can not and will not totally rely on the Internet. I've got to be able to work and get my job done without Internet access. For multiple reasons.
B: I don't trust that Google isn't searching though everything I put on GoogleDocs,
C: I don't trust that my stuff won't be accessible to the public if you know where to look.
The only way to secure a document if it has any personal info on it, is to not put it on the Internet. That's impossible with GoogleDocs or any "Cloud Computing" system. I like the intent of cloud computing but not the real world practice I've seen so far, logically it's about as insecure as you can get.
Anyway In the last few weeks my The Microsoft Office "Genuine Advantage" popped up telling me that the copy of Office I'm running is fucking Pirated. My eyes about bugged out of my head and I doubled checked everything and sure enough I'm using the right ones everything checks out, they're legit. But you can't fucking contact Microsoft without getting billed $250 so your basically fucked, just talking with those fuckers costs the same as a new Copy Of Office?! Well Fuck You Microsoft! You lying fraudulent cheating sons a bitches! If I didn't have to use AutoCAD to get my job done, I'd be switching to Apple or Ubuntu in a fucking heartbeat.
I don't understand how Microsoft has this reputation for taking care of their customers. Well I guess they consider HP & Dell their customers. They get all the Hookers and kickbacks while us real customers just get raped.
Anyway I've tried Open Office in the past and trying to juggle the different file formats was a royal pain in the ass. But I found a helpful hint at Mydigitallife that shows you how to set all the defaults to the Windows defaults totally fixing that and that was my only real Beef with Open Office. So I'm a lot more hopeful. I also never tried Thunderbird Before. Just put in Thunderbird2 I'm running into a glitch with the Password.
EDIT: Wow I'm a dumbass used the obviously wrong log in. It's purring like a kitty now.
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